Ideas:

Freelance Fug Life

• Top 5 Games of 2015
• Baby Check
  If you think about having a baby
  Baby Check your Apartment
  Simply examine all your shit
  And think: “Soon this will all be trash”
  Done. You are ready.
• Bullshit-Filter:Let’s fix the internet.
  In 2016, do not click clickbait headlines!
  The clickbait fishers will think their system is broken, and maybe things will change.Do not click if headline/subheadline contains:
  You will not believe …   (You will.)
  …will blow your mind.  (It won’t.)
  This will be the … thing you will see/read/watch today. (It’s the same thing you saw last month, and it wasn’t good.)Imagine: If 50% of us would change they clicking behavior, Clickbaiters would have to change something!
• Kickstarter:
  Comic:Panel 1: You won’t believe this belt!
  This bag will blow your mind!
  This pair of pants will …
  Kickstarter only recommends this stuff on Facebook.
  There is only a number of times I can become excited over clothes over and over again.
  That number is zero.
• Stationary people in need.  Mobile people in need.
• A nice break from things:
  1 day:  No big deal.
  2 days: Feels nice.
  7 days: Whoops, that happened quickly. Well, no hurry now.
  10 days: I’m scared to look.
  14 days: I KNOW I will regret this, but I will never look again.
• My weird month:   1st,   8-10, 11th to 19th, 20th to 27th, 28th-31th
• Comic – Credit Card Public Service Announcement
• Freelancer needs to plan ahead.
  Me 5 months ago. “When? Ah. Hmm. Pay is not great, sounds a bit tough, but of course I will say Yes. I like those guys, and could be fun! Future me will handle it (fuck that guy)”
  Me last night 4 AM. “Who the fuck scheduled this bullshit!? I need names, heads will roll!”
• “See, we are dancing, now they are sleepy”
• Every podcast is now gamified. Blabla bla “SPOILERS” -> rips of headset.
• Vegan
  • See the similarity:A pie chart. Huge part has faces: Everybody is saying “That sounds gay.” “Are you gay or what?” “What do you think I am, gay?” “Those f… queers, they make me sick”
    Tiny part has: Guy 1: “Ehm, no, sorry, I’m gay.”
    Guy 2: “F… ing qeers, always shoving their gay agenda into everyone’s face!” “God, can’t they shut about it?”A pie chart. Huge part has faces: Everybody is saying “God will forgive you.” “This is against the words of god?” “Tune in to the 24hs christian prayer channel!” “Check out this fucking huge building! It’s the Lord’s!”
    Tiny part has: Guy 1: “Ehm, no, sorry, I’m an atheist.”
    Guy 2: “F… ing Atheist! Ruining Christmas! Can’t they shut up about their God Hating!?”A pie chart. Huge part has faces: Everybody is saying “Hey Hottie!” “Nice Ass *honk*” “Are you the manager’s girlfriends, sweetie?” “Here is your paycheck. Look how tiny it is.”
    Tiny part has: Girl 1: “I am sort of a feminist. I think women should be equal?”
    Guy 2: “F… ing Atheist! Ruining Christmas! Can’t they shut up about their God Hating!?”And Vegan.
• Dirt Showdown
• Archon Online http://www.vintageisthenewold.com/archon-for-c64-gets-browser-based-version-with-online-multiplayer-support/
• AD #1
  Ad in which a dude screams something.
  MArketing team expectation: This will sell
  My reaction: I will committ the rest of my life to destroying this brand.
• AD #2
  Youtube Preroll: 13 Sek: I like you
  Skip after 5 Sek: There was no add.
  2:32 WhAT THE FLYLLLING FFFF??? DIE! DIE!
• Kids:  2ys old programmed 17 alarms into my cell phone